{"id":2558,"date":"2026-06-29T16:36:27","date_gmt":"2026-06-29T16:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hometransferguide.com\/?p=2558"},"modified":"2026-06-29T16:36:27","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T16:36:27","slug":"noah-kahan-begs-fans-to-stop-pooping-themselves-at-his-concerts-admits-his-own-gi-troubles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hometransferguide.com\/?p=2558","title":{"rendered":"Noah Kahan Begs Fans To Stop Pooping Themselves At His Concerts, Admits His Own GI Troubles"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div><!-- \/10519169\/dailycaller_incontent_1 --> <\/p>\n<p><span>Singer Noah Kahan is making what many would consider an obvious request to concertgoers: if nature calls, use the restroom.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/hometransferguide.com\/?p=2556\">Samuel Alito Warns Mail-In-Ballot Ruling Leaves Giant Opening For Voter Fraud<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span>The plea came after a concertgoer allegedly defecated during Kahan\u2019s June 26 concert at Philadelphia\u2019s Citizens Bank Park, prompting a viral social media video.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>TMZ reported that the footage circulating online appeared to show feces left near seats, leading Kahan to publicly address the bizarre incident. <strong>(RELATED: Paramedics Reportedly Rushed Lionel Richie To Hospital In After Mid-Concert Health Scare)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>\u201cIf you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao,\u201d Kahan wrote on X.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/10519169\/dailycaller_incontent_2 --> <\/p>\n<p><span>\u201cI\u2019ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old,\u201d he continued. \u201cBut you guys have to understand there\u2019s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>The singer also poked fun at himself while responding online. According to his post on X, Kahan claimed that he once had an onstage accident during a performance in Charlottesville, joking that it happened because he is \u201cdedicated to my craft.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/hometransferguide.com\/?p=2554\">Batman Is Mexican, And He\u2019s Taping Thieves To Poles<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/10519169\/dailycaller_incontent_3 --> <\/p>\n<p><span>Kahan later took the message directly to fans during a concert in Toronto, asking the crowd to repeat a tongue-in-cheek pledge, reported Us Weekly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>\u201cWhen you enter this building, you enter a social contract,\u201d Kahan told concertgoers, according to a video cited by the outlet. \u201cRule No. 2 besides don\u2019t literally f**king kill each other is don\u2019t sh*t on the floor.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>The outlet reported that Kahan then had the audience repeat a mock oath: \u201cI solemnly swear I will not sh*t my pants, and if I do, I won\u2019t take it from my pants and put it on the floor.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>The incident highlights an increasingly strange trend surrounding live concerts, where some fans appear reluctant to leave their spots for restroom breaks. Pop star Olivia Rodrigo recently said she\u2019s encountered concertgoers wearing diapers in order to remain near the front of the stage throughout performances, according to E News. <strong>(RELATED: Olivia Rodrigo Says She Can Smell Stinky Fans Who Wear Diapers To Her Concerts)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>While Kahan has maintained a humorous approach to the situation, his message to fans was ultimately that bathrooms exist for a reason, and concert venues would appreciate attendees using them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/hometransferguide.com\/?p=2552\">Veteran Democratic Strategist James Carville Says He Just Can\u2019t Accept Certain People In His Party<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Singer Noah Kahan is making what many would consider an obvious request to concertgoers: if nature calls, use the restroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2557,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[254,489,1981,2749,2090,360],"class_list":["post-2558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-interesting","tag-concert","tag-music","tag-philadelphia","tag-poop","tag-singer","tag-toronto"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - 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